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[12 Dec 2004|10:59pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

ahh its been so long since ive been on this. im wide awake right now because my sister who is in college has finals tomorow morning and forgot to bring some stuff she needs to know back to study so i get woken up to save the day and email it to her. i couldnt think of anything to do and im so surprised i actually remembered this thing. so i was looking at christmas lights with two of my friends well one is like an aquaintance and we pass these two kids unicycling at like nine at night. we drive by and i say hi and vanessa stops and asks if i can try it. they turned out to be like fourteen and fifteen and kind of shy. i found out i cant unicycle for shit but it was fun anyways. one of the guys showed us how he could do it and the other one tried fell on his ass but picked himself up again by saying he wasnt hurt but was concerned about if he hit us. what a hottie. i think i can fall asleep again now, nice talking to no one.

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[13 Jul 2004|11:22pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

i was having a conversation with a guy about waffles over the internet, and i wanted said so i said i was going to make some. and he said i suck so i offered to make him some if he came over. i offer a guy food, something that we could not live without, and i got denied becuase a girl is calling him and he had to wait by the phone. hmm last time i checked i was a girl. pathetic is leslie

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day after surgery [19 Jun 2004|12:15am]
[ mood | crappy ]

hey megan, hows persephone? i dont think i spelt that right. so yesterday, thursday i guess technically its saturday right now, i arrived at the hospital at ten to mistakingly wait in the lobby for over an hour and i was subject of a rumor going around the hospital that a girl was missing from her surgery and parents because she got cold feet and left. honest, my nurse named i have no idea told me as she was wheelchairing me to the car. so ig ot rushed striahgt into that little gown thing and these footies which i kept to get put to sleep. i started bawling like a baby right before they put the iv in my hand which left a gross bruise. the dr who put me to sleep actually put my dad to sleep a year before for knee surgery. i felt like a complete idiot when a nurse asked me when my last bowel movement was and i had to tell her through tears as she wiped my face with a towel that i had no idea what that was. why cant they just say when did you last take a shit like a normal person would. they had to put me to sleep before i got to see my surgery room or that mask that they ask you to count to one hundred or something becuase i got so hysterical. i woke up next to this guy who kept screaming ow so when the nurse asked if i was in pain i said yes and she shot me up and i felt all good again. i kept flinging my head around like a crazy person and the nurse made me stop. then i got brought up to where i was supposed to go while i was supposedly missing adn i watched bridget jones diary for a little bit because they wouldnt let me leave. then this really pretty lady took the iv needle out of my hand which hurt so bad even though i had all those drugs in me. then suprisingly i didnt puke or pass out and i went to safeway to get ice cream. that little thing that hangs down from the top of my mouth( the nurse said its called a uvula or something like that) swelled up like crazy so now i can barely swallow and i sound funny when i talk. its only been two days and if i have to eat anotehr can of soup i swear ill go crazy. my pain medication turns my mouth all numb. i cant wait for the day im well enough to switch from just liquids to liek mashed potatoes. today, friday, evil jeanne and jamie show up at my house even though i said i didnt want anyone to come for two weeks and we watched lost in translation. im only writing this because my pain is supposed to worsen starting tomrow and i probly wont be able to call megan for a while. so ill call you when i can.

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[03 Jun 2004|09:47pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

me and my sister searched all over target and finally found that little handheld sewing machine thing. so awesome. anyone with birthdays coming up is going to get someing sewn together, i know youre all wishing it was your birthday pretty soon. never go to target witha girl who laughs at everything she says even if it is just "buy this camera and ill give you five dollars" methinks she was a tad bit stoned, but then again shes annoying without smoking. im looking forward to tomorow when i get to sit in front of the computer looking up starfishes because i will not dissect one. i should be looking forward to going to see harry potter in about two hours but my parents are lame so im home being annoyed by their talk about mail. who talks about mail? i have no idea but i guess thats what postal workers talk about. i had no idea there were so many different types. so happy that tomorow is the fourth, im pulling out picasso right at twelve tomorow night. i was raised and peer pressured by my sister to smoke jeff, i cant help it.

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damn muse song [02 Jun 2004|09:43pm]
[ mood | restless ]

ive had these four line of a muse song stuck in my head all day, and ive been listening to a whole bunch of music trying to get it out of my head. its no use. damn you muse, damn you. i swear i am going to try and write in this thing, i lasted three days before i gave up. two more days and its been a month since ive smoked! in your face everyone who said i couldnt do it, joe better get me that pipe. but maybe he shouldnt becuase picasso is definetely my fav. i havent even missed smoking! maybe a little. two more super long days

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archie comic withdrawals [12 May 2004|09:23pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

i have no new ones! all the ones i have are falling apart from me reading them so much, ive practically memorized them. oh archie, i miss new stories about you chasing after veronica and betty. and i miss jugheads new perils about his nose and apetite

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uneventful day [12 May 2004|08:23pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

i had to walk to school today which is never a good thing unless im ditching first period to smoke by myself. and i wasnt because its may and i have will power. fell asleep in spanish again, i think juan waved at me and if he didnt im dumb. joe was very dressed up today for some reason and i swear he would purpously get me mad just so he could hug me and say sorry. he said if i didnt do drugs for this month hed buy me a pipe but i doubt it. it raised some eyebrows in ceramics when people overheard me talking about my pregnant barbie rattle with huge boobs. shes going to have very bad back pains. i waited for you again outside of your science class megan, alas you werent there, so sad. i had to swim in pe which stunk because i hit my legs getting out and have bruises now and i saw blood i swear. then after school jeanne was my tattoo artist and put a very beautiful beetle on my cheek but its come off already. haha then jamie totally invited herself over whcih i bet she wishes she didnt becuase i stuffed her with a pizza bagel and made her watch degrassi with me, guilty pleasure. cd number two was absolutely wonderful and im putting in number three right now. the song about the jabberwocky scared me.

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stack banana till the morning come [11 May 2004|04:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]

so i have an awesome friend by the name of megan who made me a great cd. im only on song eight right now and i have two more cds to listen to, ill get through all of them eventually. i made cookies for megan last night and someone whos name will go unmentioned made a mean comment about them right to my face. not cool missy. but i told her to fuck off so i have love in my heart for you again, i feel mean. this is my first live journal thing ever only becuase megan spent a bunch of time trying to explain how to do it and i struggled just to remember how to do this, im a bit dumb. i went to walmart after megans and daniel came up to me in line and scared me, what a spaz!oh and billy goat was there. now im sitting at the computer trying to type softly while everyone including the dogs are asleep. how it stinks to be in a house where i cannot talk at a normal level. some weird techno song thing is on right now, but i like it. anyways im going to try and figure out how to put a picture on this thing so that megan knows i leanred how.

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nhjndfg df [11 May 2004|04:14pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

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I am the Walrus [08 May 2004|03:03pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Willow
WILLOW
You are compassionate and independent. You're the
kind of tree who wants to help other trees find
themselves in a crazy world you know all too
well. You love the gentler side of nature and
like things simple and elegant. A night owl,
you like things peaceful all the time and are
often vexed when others invade your solitude.
You love the water as much as the land, feeling
at home in both. Often shy, you always want to
do things right, and crave attention every now
and then. You fear that what you love most may
one day turn on you, but it doesn't stop you
from getting close to others. You are a good
listener and other trees often come to you for
advice or someone to talk to. You admire others
who freely share themselves. When you leave the
world, you want others to remember your example
and follow it.


What's Your Inner Tree?
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[08 May 2004|02:51pm]
[ mood | HUNGRY ]

pass_the_salad

Megan is the shiznit.







period.

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